Le epic doodoo fard
When you shart next to your crush, and have to pretend it was professional and that you speak french
Crush; Ew was that poop I can smell it
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP
Me; No, that was a Le epic doodoo fard
Crush; AAAHAHHHAAAHAA I"M GONNA CUM CAUSE IM A TRAP