Lefferts

1.)The first sign of the Apocalypse.
2.)The guy or chic in a porno movie who gets the money shot on the face.
3.)A fat lazy sloth that will eventually cause the downfall of mankind and eat the savior's baby.

He is the epitomy of all things horrible and fat. Known for gobbling down cookies by the thousands, this mysterious creature dwells in a house with absolutely no interesting things, save for a computer and a weird family. Lefferts is sometimes known to venture out of his natural habitat and go to school, but sadly, he has trouble adapting. Usually Lefferts is an apathetic and lazy creature, however if you steal his food you will know that there is a wrath of the Lefferts boiling underneath it all.

1. A fat waste of life who succeeds at nothing but wasting valuable natural resources.
2. The unpopular kid who is kicked off the shcool elections ballot because his posters "mock everything the administration has worked so hard to set up."
3. An 11th grader who does absolutely nothing in Physics class, but proceeds to ace every single fucking test.
4. A Scapegoat

to have a sudden erection

James Leffert is a total bad ass who is the son of Chyenne Clark and is married to Holly Jackson. This man walks down the street with his middle fingers to the sky and yelling like an arabian terrorist. terrodactalonimakidonilist. His favorite color is yellow. And his Favorite bad is Streetlight Manifesto. He also wears strange hats.

a girl that flirts a lot and that caiden loves