asshole phone
The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.
Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.
Cell Phone asshole
People who are so important, and godlike, that everybody within 100 miles of them should stop what their doing, stop breathing and simply disappear off the face of the Earth forever and ever. Their lives are incredibly important. Cell phone assholes should be put on Death Row and made to hear cell phones ring 24/7 until they're fried.
Vrin to cell phone user: Shut the fuck up NOW you cell phone asshole or I'll put you in my chipper/shredder and feed your chum to my goldfish.