Leg humper
A sycophant or ass (arse) kisser who does not know when to let go. Gives people unwanted attention or compliments, especially when least convenient.
That leg humper of a neighbor sent me a thank you card with flowers for lending her some sugar.
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
"You're so nice, charming, decent, generous, gracious, captivating..."
"Stop humping my leg! Just did what anyone would have done."
Leg humper
When someone on your team is always on your ass during any online video game.
Wish this Leg humper would move away from me!
leg-humper
The world wide web gave geeks a whole new way to stalk girls.
They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
They see a decent picture of a girl online and go totally nuts and bothers the girl thinking they will get laid someday.
OMGHI2U I LOVE YOU. Let's go out!
leg humper
m. Person who sees a picture and starts talking about how hot the person is
"Plus if you and Chris made out in public you'd probably have a bunch of leg humpers watching"
"so whats up you little leg humper you?"
"so whats up you little leg humper you?"
leg-humper
guys that post about hot girls on a web forum... and what they would do with them
www.thefuse.net
everywhere. find any posts about:
"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...
everywhere. find any posts about:
"lauraguitargirl", "ayn chan", "geepers",, "dirtyrockstar", "takemetothebackseat", and any other girl...
Leg Humper
1) A person whose constant quest for any part of the spotlight or access to situations they deem special/important makes them take on the persona of a non-neutered dog.
2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.
3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.
2) The persistent act of attempting to experience achievement by the mere act of forcing one's body close to and/or upon an achiever.
3) The only act a truly lazy individual is able to exert in their quest to achieve dreams that were never theirs...but seem really cool once they hear about it.
Jill never had time to help Bobby make a success of his blog. But now that sponsorships are up and Oprah's calling, she won't go away. She's such a LEG HUMPER.
If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.
Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.
If you win the lottery, every leg humper from here to kingdom come will show up as a brand new distant cousin.
Leg Humpers are the "close talkers" in the world of interpersonal relationships. They neither see nor care about appropriate boundaries.
leg-humper
Someone who is always hugging somebody or sitting on their lap, especially if they are petty, anal-retentive, and a control freak. See Ellen; usually a spoiled brat.
This girl in my French class is a leg-humper.