Asshole Whack a Mole
A sexual position where One of the partners gets on all fours and points his anus towards a male partner. The kneeling partner then proceeds to force a shit log out of his asshole. The male partner then tries to hammer the turd back into the receiving partners asshole with his erect penis. This term was first coined by the staff at DavinciFox.com
Instead of going to see "The Hangover" Jan and I just stayed home and played Asshole Whack a Mole.