lehrve
noun: (LEHrv) A highschool "love" that is practically not love at all; an overzealous crush; a mocking term used to describe an overly disgusting public display of affection; the word Celine Dion sings in place of "love"
You: Man, I'm totally in lehrve. I should ask him/her out sometime.
*Megan and boyfriend of the week walk around staring into eachother's eyes making kissy faces*
You: Oh, look, they're soooooooooo in lehrve. I wish I was in lehrve too so I can make half the world nauseous. Lehrve is so cool. It always lasts forever. If only lehrve and sarcasm were dating, then we'd have a real lehrve.
*Celine Dion's "That's the way it is" plays*
~But I know it will come to you
Don't surrender 'Cause you can win
In this thing called {lehrve}~
*Megan and boyfriend of the week walk around staring into eachother's eyes making kissy faces*
You: Oh, look, they're soooooooooo in lehrve. I wish I was in lehrve too so I can make half the world nauseous. Lehrve is so cool. It always lasts forever. If only lehrve and sarcasm were dating, then we'd have a real lehrve.
*Celine Dion's "That's the way it is" plays*
~But I know it will come to you
Don't surrender 'Cause you can win
In this thing called {lehrve}~
lehrve
noun: (LEHrv) A highschool "love" that is practically not love at all; an overzealous crush; a mocking term used to describe an overly disgusting public display of affection; the word Celine Dion sings in place of "love"
*You have a crush on someone*
You: Man, I'm totally in lehrve. I should ask them out sometime.
*Megan and boyfriend of the week walk around staring into eachother's eyes making kissy faces*
You: Oh, look, they're soooooooooo in lehrve. I wish I was in lehrve too so I can make half the world nauseous. Lehrve is so cool. It always lasts forever. If only lehrve and sarcasm were dating, then we'd have a real lehrve.
*Celine Dion's "That's the way it is" plays*
~But I know it will come to you
Don't surrender 'Cause you can win
In this thing called {lehrve}~
You: Man, I'm totally in lehrve. I should ask them out sometime.
*Megan and boyfriend of the week walk around staring into eachother's eyes making kissy faces*
You: Oh, look, they're soooooooooo in lehrve. I wish I was in lehrve too so I can make half the world nauseous. Lehrve is so cool. It always lasts forever. If only lehrve and sarcasm were dating, then we'd have a real lehrve.
*Celine Dion's "That's the way it is" plays*
~But I know it will come to you
Don't surrender 'Cause you can win
In this thing called {lehrve}~
Lehrv
A universal filler for any lyrics in songs which are not known, desirable or visually appealing
'Lehrv lehrv lehrv, lehrv lehrv lehrv, lehrv lehrv lehrv D'lehrv'
-Jingle bells sung with alternate lyrics-
-Jingle bells sung with alternate lyrics-