Ass Hurt
A display of bruised feelings; usually over something lame.
Raul got all ass hurt when Jimmy didn't return his text message right away.
ass hurt
A drink in which Bob Saget Hands you a chocolate milk that he just made, and you wake up three hours later lying on your stomach with your pajamas around your ankles.
Mary-Kate: Holy shit what happend to you last night?
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
Ashly: I dont know, the last thing I remembered was taking a sip from Bob Saget's chocolate milk.
Mary-Kate: I remember my first ass hurt
your ass hurts
expression used to display one's disbelief in another's statement. also used to tell someone no or disagree with someone.
Tom: Dude, I hooked up with Carmen Electra last night.
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
Billy: Your ass hurts!
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Gina: Do you think I could borrow $500?
Amanda: Your ass hurts!
my ass hurts.
A benign method of informing others that you have spent entirely too much time sitting on your ass.
I would get up and administer CPR to Mr. Johnson Judy, but my ass hurts.
Your ass hurts
A term of incredulity and suspicion, to be used in the same vein as "I don't believe you" or "Whatever".
"Where's Shirley?"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"
(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"
"I don't know, I haven't seen her."
"Your ass hurts! I saw you talking to her just five minutes ago!"
(message on ATM screen) "Please enter your correct PIN."
"I DID enter my correct PIN! Your ass hurts!"
my ass hurts
when u you have some thing stuck in your ass or u are getting done doggy style
wow my ass hurts after that amazing night when i stuck a banana in my ass
My ass hurts
My ass hurts
My ass hurts kid fuck me in here