assial
assial adj. - describing kelly's ass powers
Man, I wish I could have assial powers like Kelly.
assial tissue
Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.
The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.