Lem Logic
When a friend named Lem proposes a stupid idea that gives you cancer.
You: " My hoodie shrank in the washer!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"
Lem: " Then put it in the dryer."
You: " God dammit fuck you you gave me cancer with your lem logic!"