Your ass is on crack
A beautiful set of cheeks that can turn anyone regardless of their sexuality.
Damn dad, your ass is on crack.
Ass be cracking
When a fellow person is bent over and his or her shirt is too far up as well as their pants are too far down. Therefore showing posterior crackage complete with a living bear of fur in between said buttocks
Damn dude Chris's ass be cracking
Ass Crack
1) The vertical line dividing the left and right ass cheeks.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.
2) Crack, and cocaine variants, that were at any point, up someone's ass.
1) The morbidly obese man's ass crack was showing. All of the children saw it.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.
2) Junkie: Hey, wanna smoke this crack with me?
Bum: Nah, nigga, that crack is ass crack.
ass crack
The split between someone's ass cheeks.
Look at the size of that guys ass crack! It runs halfway up his back
Ass-Cracking
Putting the crack of your buttocks on linear property.
Joe: Don't you hate it when people are Ass-Cracking the poles on subways?
ass crack
the line on your ass that gets erased after sitting down for long periods of time.
I better take a marker to re-draw my asscrack because it will be gone after sitting in the plane that long
Ass crack
The thing you yell when nothing else comes to mind. One of those times when you're so mad that you say something extremely irrelevant and that doesn't even make sense, when you could have just as easily said ass hole.
Tracy: Yeah, thats such a dumb thing to say no one cares.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.
Sam:Oh.. You...You're such a... a...
Tracy: A what?
Sam: Ass crack!!
Tracy: lol of all the things you could have said...ass hole maybe?.. wow you are just awful.