Lempos
The title "Lempos" originates from Ancient Cyprus and was inherited by the priviliged family of Lempious, because of the unfortunate birth of their first offspring with turtle-like features, which occured in the village of Lempa, Cyprus. It refers to the subtle art of being a turtle-like creature.
You are such a Lempos, that your parents admitted you being ugly.
lempo
the north welsh word for idiot.it is the best word to say instead of idiot in wales because practicly nobody knows what it is
*somebody says something stupid* you lempo!!