Ass lobster

An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw.

"Damn, if Kash is so hot, why does she have an ass lobster?"

Tiny-Ass Lobster

Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation."

Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that?

Assing the Lobster

The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse.

The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum.

This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended.

"Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now."

"Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ...

"That was the problem! At least she's dead now"

俚语	assing the lobster
释义	Ass lobster An unknown object that protrudes from the rectum of female law blog editors, often resembling a lobster's claw. "Damn, if Kash is so hot, why does she have an ass lobster?" Tiny-Ass Lobster Shrimp. As defined by the character Tom Haverford on the NBC television show "Parks and Recreation." Would you like a Tiny-Ass Lobster Salad with that? Assing the Lobster The sadomasochistic act of inserting a live lobster into one's anus, prior to anal intercourse. The aim of "Assing the Lobster" is for the penetrator to achieve orgasm without having their penis irreparably mutilated by the increasingly agitated lobster that is residing the host's rectum. This incredibly reckless sexual act usually ends up with the host dying of internal haemorrhaging and the partner severely injured and mentally scarred. The lobster is generally indifferent once released from the host's devastated bunghole. 100% Would. Not. recommended. "Karen made me play assing the lobster last night. My cock looks like fucking slinky now." "Jeez, man. Fuck Karen!" ... "That was the problem! At least she's dead now"
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