length
rock n' roll term for penis
e.g. dudes hang on i need to wip the legnth out ( go to the toilet)
or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth
or, haha i was bored so i slaped her with ma legnth
length
The opposite of breadth
"If you mix up length and breadth, a penis would be 6 inches wide and only an inch long"
"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"
"That ships breadth does not allow it to enter the channel, but I'd say it's length is pretty damn long for such a wide ship"
The Length
Name for massive manhood, so large it assumes it's own persona independant of the male to which it is attached.
"Hey Anthony! How are you?" "I'm good" "How's The Length?" "The Length is looking for lucky ladies"
Length
The measure from distance to distance.
person: wanna know the length of my dick
me: I’m totally okay with never knowing that
me: I’m totally okay with never knowing that
Length
What wattpad users call a guys dick
Writer: "Tom inserted his length"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"
Me: "Just say dick!!!!"
Length
If something is over avarage in size, longness, sometimes pronounced "LEMF"
(1)
A: This film is 4 hours long mate.
B: Length!
(2)
A: I walked all the way from Central London to Barnet this morning, I was hammered...
B: That is :Length!
(3)
A: Ive got work at 11pm through the night
B: Lenth!
A: This film is 4 hours long mate.
B: Length!
(2)
A: I walked all the way from Central London to Barnet this morning, I was hammered...
B: That is :Length!
(3)
A: Ive got work at 11pm through the night
B: Lenth!
lengths
Short for wavelengths. Used when two people are coincidentally in sync or thinking similarly.
"You know you and Jeremiah have such similar taste in music and fashion"
"Yeah lengths innit"
"Yeah lengths innit"