ass in the bag
A sure thing, especially when referring to a sexual conquest or goal.
Zaphod's got nothing to worry about with that bar maid, she's ass in the bag.
ass scented douche bag
figurativly : asshole
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
literally: an object used to clean ones vagina, only reaking of ass instead of the usual flowery smell
You're a complete and total ass scented douche bag
Ass Douche Bag
Usually a member of the Millennial generation, this individual grew up receiving participation awards and high praise. However, as an adult, this individual, who was raised under the impression he was special, now feels shame and envy for not being able to succeed in a capitalistic society.
Jimmy's parents told him he was a special boy who could have anything he wanted, even through he was in the bottom quartile of his class. Jimmy, now an intern at a corporation, is angry that he can't have the president's parking spot and monthly bonuses. After all, he has been working there for 3 months and his mom says he's the best. Jimmy is an ass douche bag.
Ass Bag
Same thing as a douche bag. A bastard that deserves a dirty ass whipping. A person that is one massive bag of dirty ass.
Dude Tony is such a dirty ass bag.
Ass Bag
Is the human equivalent of a colostomy bag or in general terms a bag of shit. Can be interchanged with Ass hole, Dick Head, Jerk and many other words of similar meaning
Jimmy starts too much crap with everyone, he is such an ass bag.
Ass Bag
Childish insult, used when you want to insult a friend without actually hurting their feelings. After getting beaten on a video game, you may call yor friend an "Ass Bag!"
Frazer you are an ass bag!
Ass Bag
A complete and utter asshole who deserves to big kicked in the ball sack. This word can be combined with jack ass for increased emphasis on the person’s total worthlessness, e.g. jackassbag.
I hope that fucking ass bag rots in hell.