Lenoir
A small, destitute town in the foothills of North Carolina, populated mostly by drunk rednecks. Local attractions include Wilson's Creek, a beautiful gorge in the mountains used for kayaking and swimming by locals and the rich snobs who built their McMansions at the top of the mountain the gorge goes by; and Downtown Lenoir, half of which has been occupied by a half-way burnt-down, condemned factory since around 1996.
Hey, I know what we can do today! Let's go shopping in Hickory!
The building that used to be Lenoir's mall still sits vacant, with no one expressing interest and only three or so stores left inside.
The building that used to be Lenoir's mall still sits vacant, with no one expressing interest and only three or so stores left inside.
Lenoir City
A small town where the number of white people is rapidly diminishing and being replaced by Mexicans, who are illegal, don't care and still continue to be a drain on the economy of Lenoir City. Lenoir CIty also has one of the highest teen pregnancy ratings and almost has more meth labs than Los Angeles.
Illegal Lenoir City
Lenoir City
Lenoir City use to be a very small town in East Tennessee. Over the last several years it has grown due to the fact that it is an interstate town and since you can drive through it to get the the Smokey Mountains they are building it up for the tourist that drive through. Lenoir City may have grown over the years but it still has alot of small town values. Theres a church or bank on pretty much every corner and since it is in the "Bible Belt" alot of the people are still very closed minded. Everyone still knows everyone else and everyone knows everyones business. Lenoir Cityians are very strong minded, stubborn people who love the south and everything it stands for. These people are also considered rednecks and good ole country boys/girls. There is alot of 4 wheelin', muddin', huntin' and fishin' that goes on in the backwoods and on the lakes. Lenoir Cityians are also known for their southern hospitality, big hearts and family values. Football is big in the area even though their high school football team, The Panthers, haven't been good since the 90s. The middle school team, The North Panthers, are amazing and have won state.
- The "Gateway to the Smokies"
- The "lake capitol of the south"
- Little Mexico :(
- LC
- The "Gateway to the Smokies"
- The "lake capitol of the south"
- Little Mexico :(
- LC
I have lived in Lenoir City my whole life. My family goes back generations in this area. I wouldn't want to raise my kids anywhere else. Lenoir City is home and home is where the heart is.
Lenoir City
Used to be a small town in Tennessee. Home of the LCHS Panthers.
Let's go the Lenoir City and see family or watch a football game.
Lenoir Shitty
The infamous nickname given to Lenoir City, Tennessee that most accurately describes the people in this town and what it has to offer.
Nigel: Hey want to go meet some crack whores, get beat up by a Mexican Gang, or go to Wal-Mart?
Herbert: Sure, let's head to Lenoir Shitty, they have ALL 3 of those things!
Herbert: Sure, let's head to Lenoir Shitty, they have ALL 3 of those things!
Lenoir City
Home of gun-totting rednecks, christian extremist, racist, anti-anythingthatisntallaboutchrist, judgemental, and usually overweight "Mericans". The kids usually pop out a few squallers before their outta high school. They are hypocritical people, who claim they "do gods work", yet allow their children to bully other children into committing suicide. They preach about following gods word, yet their own children sleep around while in school, with several getting pregnant. When you are driving down the road, and see "Welcome to Lenoir City", turn your car around, and get the fuck outta town while you still can.
"Why is that boy beating the other boy with a bible?"
"Him? He's from Lenoir City. He's doing God's work."
"...um. Okay."
"Him? He's from Lenoir City. He's doing God's work."
"...um. Okay."
Lenoir City
A town in Loudon County, TN that doesn't deserve to be called a city. It's basically some rundown railroad town that helped supply the Confederates during the Civil war, in which the South lost. 150 years later, it is still inhabited by the Rebel Scum who take pride in such a shitty town and lifestyle, and Tons of Mexicans, which both combined, make up 98% of the population. The remaining 2% of Blacks, Asians, and Indians You will barely ever see. Despite a very undiverse population, the town is very diversified. Dotted with slum-like small houses and trailer parks in the lower half, the good side of town, near all the schools and shopping centers has nice subdivisions and golf courses, along with a marina by the lake. However, there are no job opportunities, as you can only be a cashier or bagger at any grocery store, gas station, or shopping center. The School System is average, so are the people. Face it. No one lives in Lenoir City because it is the shit. They probably inherited their great-great-grandfather's land after he got destroyed in the Civil War and decided to imbreed. Highway 321 is our only salvation.
Big bad Lenoir City just got real this time. Read it and weep.