Leoinel
A TOTAL tenner of a dude. Not to be confused with a Lionel. Looks so dreamy your boyfriend will cower in fear and shame. Girls are unable to resist his buttery smooth hands and dainty wrists. With a chest hairier than a bear and as much farmland as the eye can see he is the total package - Christmas morning, not a snack but a whole ass Golden Corral buffet. With a overflowing wit and agility, he only needs 5 minutes to tie his shoes and often doesn’t need them at all #Manflops.
Strength: Personality and Looks
Strengths: his tongue
Weakness: Digestive system lacks initiative
Weaknesses: is one inch shorter than his dad.
Interests: Bama Football, Girls named Sarah and cute black dogs.
Horoscope match: Aries
Strength: Personality and Looks
Strengths: his tongue
Weakness: Digestive system lacks initiative
Weaknesses: is one inch shorter than his dad.
Interests: Bama Football, Girls named Sarah and cute black dogs.
Horoscope match: Aries
Omg, look at the man- he must be a leoinel! I can’t stand to look at his luscious lips and proud chest a second longer. I must hide my girlfriend from him!!!