Lepkofker
An extremely obnoxious last name that is hard to pronounce... especially when hammered and asked to remember (this is the only way you can take a girl home with this last name btw). Otherwise decent people most likely Jewish maybe from Russia or Germany who knows i don't think they even do....
"What is her last name?", "Lepkofker" pssh not worth the effort that name is F#^%# crazy"