Lepure
When a man gets a dildo shoved down his urethra, while he is about to cum and is cock blocked. A very painful way to get back at a guy you don't like.
Philip: Man, I got lepured last night.
John: Damn I heard that hurts.
John: Damn I heard that hurts.
Lepur Table
a group of grotesque people sitting at a table.
omg look at the lepur table over there, they're such double e's