Lerging
The act of cementing ones ass to a chair or object being used as a chair by utilizing fecal matter as the cementing agent.
oh man, if I don't poop soon i'll start lerging.
lerg
A masculine woman who is not a lesbian
Ann Coulter is a notorious lerg
lerg
a person who does not follow one's instructions. specifically to bring ice cream to lazy bums
sam: bring me some ben and jerrys!
shana: NO!
sam: YOU LERG!
shana: NO!
sam: YOU LERG!
lerge
Something extremely puffy, slightly swollen, and has a lot of mass.
Ethan just shoved his lerge boner into shykes back while they were asleep.