Lesbarian
An ugly lesbian librarian, who when a girl and or women asks for help finding a book, she is completely unhelpful, usless, and would rather stare at her breasts, then do her job.
Girl: Hi! Can you help me find a book on incest in Hamlet?
Lesbarian: Umm.... :::Stares at nice breasts:::
Lesbarian: Umm.... :::Stares at nice breasts:::