Asskerchief

A pornographic sub-genre similar to cake farts wherein a person blows their nose into the open anus of another person. While the method of sexual gratification is unclear, it provides great humor to those involved.

"The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages."

- or -

Man: "I asked my wife if I could asskerchief her, like I saw on the internet."

Friend: "What did she say?"

Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce."

Friend: "That seems excessive."

Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband."

- or -

Man: "I searched for asskerchief and then promptly decided to go back to normal porn."

Friend: "Normal?"

Man: "Well... MORE normal."

俚语	asskerchief
释义	Asskerchief A pornographic sub-genre similar to cake farts wherein a person blows their nose into the open anus of another person. While the method of sexual gratification is unclear, it provides great humor to those involved. "The asskerchief is an inefficient way to clear one's nasal passages." - or - Man: "I asked my wife if I could asskerchief her, like I saw on the internet." Friend: "What did she say?" Man: "She laughed at me and filed for divorce." Friend: "That seems excessive." Man: "Well I'm also a terrible husband." - or - Man: "I searched for asskerchief and then promptly decided to go back to normal porn." Friend: "Normal?" Man: "Well... MORE normal."
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