AssKicker3000
The latest iteration in the AssKicker range.
The AssKicker3000:
> Kicks asses 23% faster
> Consumes 44% less energy
> Makes you 178% more badass
The AssKicker3000:
> Kicks asses 23% faster
> Consumes 44% less energy
> Makes you 178% more badass
Get your very own AssKicker3000 for just $4999.99