Lesbonacy
Lesbonacy is the practice of women making sweet love to other women.
"You see, Timmy, most people are attracted to the opposite sex. Occasionally, some are attracted to members of the same sex. For men, we call them "gay" or "queer-bags". When men are attracted to themselves, that is gross. It would be alright with most if we just "accidently" eliminated all of the homosexual XYs (holocaust version 2, anyone?). For women who are attracted to similar genetic makeups, we call this act 'lesbonacy'. It is perfectly ok for women to be attracted to other women, and some would say it is natural."