Ass krispies
Tiny nuggets of poop left clinging to your ass hairs left to dry out and go crispy. Looks like coco pops
Dude 1: These ass krispies are driving me mad
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy
Dude 2: do you even wipe?
Dude 1: nah they just fall out when they have gone really Krispy