les cat
Female felines attracted to another female feline. Although this word may sound french, it is not. Short for lesbian cat.
Your cat is a les cat.
cat-le ranch
(verb) When your cat draws you toward his food source, almost as with an invisible lasso, while periodically peaking behind with a side-eye to confirm he’s got u roped in. picture a cowboy hat on your cat and u get the idea.
Schitters tried to cat-le ranch me today while I was getting dressed but I ignored his efforts.