lessan
The type of person who would steal yo kids and not your wife. He finds modern culture especially bizarre; he would appear dumbfounded at phrases such as "thats sick dude", or "dayum dat ass be HAWT". A strange individual, the kind of person who would eat his own feet in front of you, but at the same time you would find the act incredibly sexy.
Dicky:"Man you saw that Lessan last night?"
Dickette:" How could i miss him, that beast, I just want to ditch your ass and nail him to a wall while constantly touching his big large ears"
Dickette:" How could i miss him, that beast, I just want to ditch your ass and nail him to a wall while constantly touching his big large ears"