asslep
Asslep noun.- as*s*lep- meaning to a form of sleeping with your butt in the air as you dream of leaping and frolocking in the meadows
I love playing the guessing game of "Did bryant fall asslep?" I should know by now but sometimes I forget and i feel like I have a 10 minute convo with myself via text.
Asslep
asslep- to jump from being seated on your butt to your feet.
John was sitting criss cross on the floor than asslep to get up so he could get food.