ass magnet
one who perpetually attracts assholes or, in a more positive light, one who is able to easily get laid.
1. Dude, all your friends are idiots...you're such an ass magnet.
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
2. Dude, I saw those chicks hitting on you last night...you're such an ass magnet!
ass magnet
Someone perpetually stuck to their boss's ass; toady; brown-noser; syncophant
Dude, John is such an ass magnet. If the boss stopped dead in his tracks, they'd have to pry John's nose out of his ass with a crowbar.
Ass Magnet Faggot
Kayne.
Kayne is an ass magnet faggot
magnet ass
The phenomena whereby no matter where you go in a store,people and people with carts seem to all cluster near you and nowhere else.
Why are all these people crowding me out? What am I,a magnet ass?
magnet ass
The tendancy of one's ASS being drawn to sitting down rather than doing the work that one's suposed to be doing.
"look at the magnet ass sitting down AGAIN!"
my ass magnet
When your ass is attached to a piece of furniture or you are just sitting on your ass
I turned my ass magnet on and now I can’t get up