assman
A distinguished gentleman who can appreciate and prefer the finer things in life...such as a woman's booty. Often picks his dates from the back.
Sarah only seems to attract assman because she has a damn ghetto booty. Ain't nothin wrong with that!
assman
Cosmo Kramer
As seen as Seinfeld.
assman
See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.
(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)
Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
Security Guard: Can I help you?
Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.
Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...
Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.
assman
A man whose favorite part of the female anatomy (i.e. to look at/stick his penis in) is the butt.
Also spelled "ass-man."
Also spelled "ass-man."
And that was when I realized: I'm an assman!
assman
Gives a thumbs up, an ass that is.
Hey that guy's an assman he gottafat thumb for da booties
assman
Wal-mart slang for assistant manager. Used disparagingly.
From ass(istant) + man(ager).
From ass(istant) + man(ager).
Everybody back to work, here comes the assman!
assman
a person that enjoys sex through the anus more than anything else on this planet.
Boy you better be careful, I just saw that assman staring at you from across the room.