Letzer
Treats girls like shit. Thinks he is gorgeous and that everyone wants him when, in fact, he is doomed to live a life alone with one porn DVD of a certain 'brown', his hand a few used tissues. If you know a Letzer, bin him -You'll be better off with 27 cats, a lizard and several goldfish. Complete and utter wanker.
'Oh look, a Letzer...RUN'.
'Everyone's had that Letzer, he's like a village bike'.
'Everyone's had that Letzer, he's like a village bike'.