assmar
Asthma
When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar
When you can't pronounce asthma, you say assmar
Piggy so fat and can't go up lots of stairs because he's got assmar
assmar
1.) As a general insult following in the trend of rectal-based phrases, see wordasshat/word
2. As a descriptive phrase
2. As a descriptive phrase
1. Dude, he didn't deserve that. You're such an assmar.
2. Don't like it? Sucks to your assmar.
2. Don't like it? Sucks to your assmar.
Dead Assmar
Completely serious. The same as "dead ass," but used by high school students to reference "Lord of the Flies."
Samneric:"Where's Piggy?"
Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."
Samneric: "Dead assmar?"
Ralph: "Roger just crushed him with a boulder..."
Samneric: "Dead assmar?"
sucks to your assmar
A phrase uttered to an inferior ally, just before you switch teams/abandon them. Originally from "Lord of the Flies" in reference to the fat kid piggy, and his asthma, which was always slowing him down.
Jim:"I don't think I can make it George, you'll have to carry me to safety"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
George:"Sucks to your assmar. You're on your own!"
sucks to your assmar
goddamn we had to read LOF in 10th grade, that book was messed. At least it inspired this glorious phrase
Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Usage: Response to someone who is incessantly bitching/ complaining about trivialities. Used mostly in a good natured rather than vengeful spirit
Yeah, well, sucks to your assmar, we all have problems