Ass Mattress
Used to describe a person when "Asshole" just isnt enough
Jhonny: Fuck you
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress
Peter: well fuck your mom!
Jhonny: Well you're an Ass Mattress
mattress ass
The flattened, unappealling shapeless, but sometimes square rear end of a man or woman. Lacking butt cheeks.
Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.
Tush, backside, dumper, arse, noassatall, buns, shitbox, fartbox.
While Peggy has definitely got it going on back there, poor Hank is sporting a mattress ass.