Assment
A great statistical evaluation, primarily akin to the southern border, sometimes prevalent in the Eastern coast, a term used with the conjunction of being an asshole.
"Aw, Earl, look at him, he done made a numerical assment."
Sexual his-assment
When harassing women just isn't as fun as it used to be.
"Geez, John seems to be hitting on Jeff an awful lot lately".. "Yea well, he's moved on to sexual his-assment that's why"