Leviticus
A hilarious chapter in the old testament/torah where god sets our all the rules for jews/christians.
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Uneducated redneck southern americans often take this chapter too seriously, which was clearly written when God was bored and wanted some lolz.
A few gems include:
Eating shellfish is sinful - Lev. 11:10
Mandating the public stoning individuals who swear - Lev. 25:10-16
Homosexual lifestyle is an abomination - Lev. 18:22
Allowing the purchase of slaves as long as they are from neighbouring nations Lev. 25:44
Cutting your hair is punishable by death Lev. 19:27
Even though the Declaration of Human Rights states that all people are equal, uneducated rednecks often quote Leviticus as a higher power over international law to take away rights of the gay community.
Leviticus
A Mad dog who is not a Weakling nor a short dude, but a man who only speaks the truth and spits straight facts when in conversation, just enough for respect but not enough for everyone to hate him. Not to mention this guy is more down to earth then Gravity it's self.
"Yo bro who's the new guy?"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"
"Oh that's Leviticus, he's been making friends from when he first said hello, the man is more real then normal people"
"Yeah a bit to real for this world"
Leviticus
A punk kid who thinks he has no boundaries. Very charming. Wears his pants too low and too tight. Very hairy and partially Italian. Tries so hard not to be a tool but fails.
His pants are way too low and too tight, he must be Leviticus.
Leviticus Cornwall
The annoying Red Dead Redemption 2 character that follows Arthur around in order to make Arthur pay back all the money he stole.
Leviticus Cornwall: "...I know you're in there!"
Leviticus Cornwall: "...I know you're in there!"
Leviticus Cornwall: "You do what I asked you to?" (uyo od wat i aksed yu 2?)
XFN Staff: "Not yet, what's the rush?"
Leviticus Cornwall: "Fucking do it or you are dead!" (fecken od ti or you r ded!)
XFN Staff: "Not yet, what's the rush?"
Leviticus Cornwall: "Fucking do it or you are dead!" (fecken od ti or you r ded!)
Grade six Deuteronomy and Leviticus
retards, immature pricks, over reacting in small things, and people who has a mind of a fucking 2 year old retarded baby excluding me of fucking course.
Oh! Who are those immature, retarded pricks playing under the tree playing hide n seek?
Oh! Its the Grade 6 Deteronomy and Leviticus excluding me cuz im mature and im not retarded.
Grade Six Deuteronomy and Leviticus people are retarded especially us girls.
Oh! Its the Grade 6 Deteronomy and Leviticus excluding me cuz im mature and im not retarded.
Grade Six Deuteronomy and Leviticus people are retarded especially us girls.
Leviticus
In the book of Leviticus we learn his divine presence, his holiness, and his compassion and grace. It covers the roles of the Priests.
Leviticus has an urgent message for Christians today how to maintain holiness within the community, so that the Lord would continue to live among them.
Leviticus Hunchbuggy
Probably the best blogger on the planet.
Follower: “Hey man did you see the new blog post by Leviticus Hunchbuggy at Leviticushunchbuggyblog.blogspot.com ?”
Other follower: yeah man that shit was fucking hilarious bro ima nut so hard to that later
Other follower: yeah man that shit was fucking hilarious bro ima nut so hard to that later