Levitus

A Mental Impairment that affects those named Levi and can be contracted through contact with people named Levi.
Effects of this disease include and are not limited to: Mental Retardation, Increased levels of Sexist/Racist/Homophobic remarks and thoughts, Development of Necrophilia, Excess Weight Gain, Loss of Eyesight and Hearing, Ego Inflation and Shrinkage of Male Genitalia.

The current president of Latvia, but in his true form. His name is Egils Levits, but he is commonly referred to as Levitus since he has the ability to ascend to great heights using his levitation abilities. He is also extraordinary sus.