ASSMR
When you stick a microphone up your butt while it's recording so that listeners can experience an "autonomous sensory meridian response" when they listen to it.
"I've been making a killing making youtube videos of weird noises."
"Oh yeah? Aren't you into asmr?"
"Nah, i'm into ASSMR"
"Oh yeah? Aren't you into asmr?"
"Nah, i'm into ASSMR"