ass murder
(1) murder committed by a donkey.
(2) a murder committed by sitting on someone's face and farting. Ergo the phrase "silent but DEADLY."
(2) a murder committed by sitting on someone's face and farting. Ergo the phrase "silent but DEADLY."
(1) Did you hear about the donkey farmer who was ass murdered?
(2) Please, anything but an ass murder!
(2) Please, anything but an ass murder!
ass murderer
Someone who is capeable of violent crimes of the ass, namely frequent and powerfull free flow farting.
Joe is known as an ass murderer because of his frequent and smelly farts.