lfp
lfp is short for looking for party. Its used in Online MMORPG's
123:lvl 50 wizard lfp
321:Hey dude ill join ure party
321:Hey dude ill join ure party
LFP
Literal fucking porn
Okay guys. Stop posting LFP in the comments. Why the fuck do I even need to say that?
LFP
short for lake forest park, washington. one of the chillest cities around.
it's crowded with evergreen trees, sc potheads, and there's hella rain, but it's definitely the best place within the close
perimeter to seattle other than downtown its self.
it's crowded with evergreen trees, sc potheads, and there's hella rain, but it's definitely the best place within the close
perimeter to seattle other than downtown its self.
andrew: lfp is so lame, there's nothing to do!
dylan: that's cause you don't live here man
reppin the 206!
dylan: that's cause you don't live here man
reppin the 206!
LFP
Looking For Pussy
"Hey what's this guy doing here "
"Oh he's LFP"
"Oh he's LFP"
LFP
Large Fucking Pizza
"Hello, can I take your order"
"I wanna Large Fucking Pizza"
"LFP!"
"I wanna Large Fucking Pizza"
"LFP!"
LFP
Low Fat Potential.
A really good thing. If you think the girl you’ve been dating might be the one, first you need to see what her mom looks like. If her mom is 50 but looks 40, works out daily, never eats junk food and weighs 110 lbs., you have nothing to worry about. If you marry this girl, she will never gain weight and keep her cute figure forever. She has LFP. The opposite, HFP, is a really bad thing.
A really good thing. If you think the girl you’ve been dating might be the one, first you need to see what her mom looks like. If her mom is 50 but looks 40, works out daily, never eats junk food and weighs 110 lbs., you have nothing to worry about. If you marry this girl, she will never gain weight and keep her cute figure forever. She has LFP. The opposite, HFP, is a really bad thing.
“I might ask Chloe to marry me, she’s cute and petite, and she has LFP. I met her mom, and she is thin and slender.”
“Dude, you better check again. I think that’s her step-mom. Her real mom weighs over 200. Chloe has HFP, not LFP.”
“Dang, that’s a dealbreaker.”
“Dude, you better check again. I think that’s her step-mom. Her real mom weighs over 200. Chloe has HFP, not LFP.”
“Dang, that’s a dealbreaker.”