ass noodle
One who noodles asses. A common variation of turd snatching.
John likes to have his ass noodled while playing WoW.
ass noodles
Parasites, ie worms, discharged from the rectum.
A few weeks after returning from Cambodia, David noticed a large concentration of ass noodles in his bowel movements. This is because he was a dumbass and drank the water in that country.
Big ass noodle
Originating from no one ever, a big ass noodle is basically a very large piece pasta.
The big ass noodle was obviously a big ass noodle.
ugly ass noodle head
ugly rich kid
Daniel is such a ugly ass noodle head.
chicken noodle ass nigga
Usually a straight, white male who is incredibly egotistical yet for no good reason because he is very skinny and not good looking. If you call someone this name, it often means you strongly hate them or want to beat them up (because in many instances you are commenting on their weight/size). Originally used by Trippie Redd in his song "Taking a Walk".
Talking shit but he don't know shit. Chicken noodle ass nigga, man you boneless
Big Ass Butter Noodles
When all you want is buttered noodles but all you have is lasagna.
Hey Sarah, can you bring me some big ass butter noodles?
Lard ass Noodle
Generally used to describe some chub lad.
Jaysis look at that lard ass noodle