ass on table
1) Forgetting something extremely important
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
2) Screwing up
3) Messing up
Jason: Wow I don't have my car keys..
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
Ernie: WDF ASS ON TABLE DUDE!
ass table
The flat area on a human's body formed by the lower back and ass.
"A gap will be formed if there is a 90 degree angle between the body and the ass table"
Ass Table
a chair
*at a party*
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
Guest: Where do I sit?
Host: Pick any ass table you like, there hundreds!
ass table way back
When a woman's ass is so massive that you can have a banquet on it.
ey man look at that hoe
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
GOD DAMN MAN SHE GOT AN ASS TABLE WAY BACK!
feels like thanks giving
I want your ass on the table
Threat used when frustrated with unhelpful/stupid call centre staff, particularly in relation to financial problems resulting from account information being deleted from their system 'by accident'.
Clazza: Is this call being recorded?
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.
Advisor: Yes it is.
Clazza: Good. I'm going into my bank tomorrow and I want your ass on the table!
Advisor: Please stop shouting at me.