LickBrand

An employee (typically a semi invisible random) who worships the very corporation they work tirelessly for, and who would literally lick the boots of the brand if they could. This person chugs at the faucet of corporate coolade, wears corporate swag at all times (weekend walks, out clubbing, tinder profile pic, step fathers funeral), believes the corporate hype like it’s biblical scripture, and who honestly thinks that their company has the best solution, stock options, management, office location, culture, benefits, and people.