Lickety
1: adj. A state of constant and epic failure; To be Lickety'd; to have been found to be a miserable, lying retard; to reek of cat urine
2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
2: adv. a pathological need to perpetuate one's own pwnage by regailing others in tales that are patently untrue, and thusly, automatically debunked; to be in denial of one's own sad, pathetic life; to disappear from view after being confronted with reality, in order to preserve one's fantasy
"Dude, my summer house is a mansion right next door to George Clooney's on Lake Como. He and I have barbeques there all the time."
"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."
"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"
*****
"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."
"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"
"Bye-bye!"
"You drive an eight year old car and don't even have a passport."
"Damn it! I've been Lickety'd!"
*****
"I'm in such incredibly adonis-like shape that I can finish the Iron Man competition in six hours, and still have enough energy to go home and bone my harem of hot blonde nineteen year olds."
"Didn't you weigh three hundred pounds a couple of years ago? And don't you have a bald spot the size of a moon crater? And isn't it unhealthy to lose weight and gain muscle that fast?"
"Bye-bye!"
lickety
1. deliciousness
2. a word used to describe the appearance of a fully erect penis
3. the thought that enters your mind when you see a dripping wet CC runner
4. the tingling sensation on your tongue when you see some eye candy
etc...
2. a word used to describe the appearance of a fully erect penis
3. the thought that enters your mind when you see a dripping wet CC runner
4. the tingling sensation on your tongue when you see some eye candy
etc...
-go look at R.L.'s pikcha.. he lookin all wet and lickety, i could eat him UPPP!!
-ohhhh gurl.. i be on dat all night long
-ohhhh gurl.. i be on dat all night long
lickety lickety clit
When your honey licks your clit in record time.
Lickety Lickety clit, your tongue is a perfect fit. 😝
lickety piss
Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.
Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!
lickety blue
crazy, insane, daft, not right in the head.
If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!
lickety split
"Lickety split", meaning fast or quickly, apparently arose in the 1830s and 1840s. The origin of the expression isn't totally clear. Similar to stat.
Grandma just slipped on a bananna peel so I have to get her to the hospital lickety split!
lickety-spliff
Rolling a joint at great speed.
Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!