Licking the Alphabet
The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
lick the alphabet
Term coined by comedian Sam Kinnison, it refers to a method for performing cunnillingus that is very effective.
I had the greatest o ever while he was down there. When I asked him what he did, he said he licked the alphabet.