Ass-Panic
The state of mind that occurs when one must stop whatever they are doing and run for the nearest bathroom, or suitable area, due to a now inevitable urge to move one's bowels.
Boss: "Hey did you finish that list of stuff I gave you?"
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
Employee: "No, I suddenly went into ass-panic and I ran for the bathroom."
ass panic
The frantic state which begins when one must scramble to find a restroom because defecation is imminent.
I thought i had it under control, when all of the sudden i went into ass panic and had no choice but to run for the bathroom.