ASS PARTICLES
The molecular particles that fill the air and spread outward from the bathroom after a bowel movement. Occasionally, Lysol is used to cover the odor, and those particles form a bond with the ass particles making the odor even worse, and causing the stench to linger.
It's lunchtime, but I dont want to make a sandwich untill the ass particles from the bathroom dissipate, they may contaminate my food.