Life Envy

Bumping into someone from school and asking them what they do now.

And then they say something like "I am an architect" or "I am a doctor" or "I can actually tie my shoelaces" etc.

And they ask you what you do now and you spontaniously claim to be an astronaut or the queen's personal funk advisor.
But all you have really been doing for the last three years is sitting in a dark room and crying and eating pies.