ass phone
when your boss shoves a phone up your ass after you've hacked it and changed the pictures of all his contacts to porn stars
"dude i came into work today and got massive ass phone"
smart ass phone
A smart phone that has been "apped out" with all kinds of annoying lights, noises, and virtual effects.
Dude#1 God, I am going to smash Josh's phone if he plays that Drama button one more time.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
Dude#2 I hear you. He has turned it into a real smart ass phone.
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene
Phrase used to verbalize just how much you don't want to do something
I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's ass in a phone booth filled with kerosene than to have to your mom out again!
Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up
A tweet to a reply of dangoranapa fan who hated on scott cawthon.
"Yo this dude really said Shut your dangoranapa watching bi mf panties in a twist pressed no home disowned loan owned blue gnome brick phone ass up lmao"