Life Potato
Someone who is fanatically addicted to life experiences as couch potatoes are addicted to television.
WIth the starters horn echoing off the hills, hundreds of type-A life potatoes surged towards a finish line that was miles of known and miles of unknown away.
My life is a potato
a sentence that a retard would say
some loser fuck: My life is a potato!
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded
Every other well-developed human being: Oh no, he's retarded