Lighter Fairy
The fairy comes around when your high and takes your lighter and fills them up with lighter fluid and then returns them to gas stations.
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A skinnier homosexual
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A skinnier homosexual
Bobby: Where are our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters
Johnny: A "Lighter Fairy" probably took them
Bobby: Why would a gay guy come steal our lighters