ass plate
Going far beyond just being an " Asshole ", this person is the whole ass region: crack,hole, and both cheeks.
Melissa totally cut me off last week. What an ass plate !!
ass on a plate
Something which looks really bad.
A user interface designer presents an idea for a new website, and you then say "man, that looks like ass on a plate".
Gold plated ass monkey
the highest honor given to a fuckwit or kidiot for going above and beyond the call of duty for that obnoxious profession.
Todays GPAM goes to bgratis for allowing us to test kick/ban scripts.